Moose in the Middle

"Why can't you get a picture of Bigfoot that looks like Bigfoot?" she asked.
"Why does the picture always have to be blurry & out of focus?" she continued.
"Heh, not my fault," I replied, "These characters are always moving.    You
 never catch them just standing still and posing for the camera."
"Besides,"  I added, "this one's a moose.    By the time I got set-up and
focused, the moose was at the otherside of the marsh and disappearing
into the tree line.    The blurry photo's looking better than the film shot."

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