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Monday, April 19, 2010

Raven Lunatic

"It's a blackbird, not a raven," she cried.
"But it's acting more like a raven," I replied.
"Doing raven stuff, like walking about with
that 'air' of something sinister," I added. 
When the bird jumps off the fencepost,
walks over to you and starts to say
something, but doesn't find the words....
No, no, no...wait....who is the lunatic here.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Bunnies Attack.....

"They were rabid rabbits, right?" she asked.
"No," I replied, " just a white bunny, suddenly there, 
and somehow it quickly multiplied  into dozens and
dozens of bunnies who attacked this guy."
"Why, what was the guy doing?" she queried.
"He was eating chocolate," I answered, "a chocolate
bunny actually,and made the mistake of biting off
the ears first."   She giggled, "It's his own fault,
everyone knows not to bite off the ears first."