Valentine.........

"It's my crossed eyed cat and her favorite sheep," she simply stated.
"The sheep is named Valentine...his name is Valentine, right?" I asked.
"Yes, his name is Valentine...that's a great name for a sheep," she replied,
"The two are almost inseparable, she added, "playing together constantly."
"Valentine and his favorite cat," I said, "doesn't get any better."

SLEDDING CATS!!!

She began with, "Don't hurt anyone."
Followed by, "Don't throw snowballs."
And, "Don't run into a tree."
Plus, "No loop-di-loops, and no hand
stands on a moving sled..."
"You're filling their minds with too 
many negative ideas," I said, 
"and telling them exactly what to do!"

Gangnam Style Cat

Oppan gang-namseutayil

Oppan gang-namseutayil,
Kang-namseutayil
Op Op Op Op Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Op Op Op Op Oppan gang-namseutayil

I Want Turkey!!!!

It's the best day of the year, 
Everybody shout and cheer
'Cause there is no religious reason
Why we're gathered here
It's secular, you see?
And that's alright with me
So feast on sweet potato
And some little tamborine
With my TURKEY!!!!

I want TURKEY!!!!
Gimme them knees

I want TURKEY!!!!
Like Hercules

I want TURKEY!!!!
Gimme the beak

I want TURKEY!!!!
Gimme the shins

I want TURKEY!!!!
Gimme the claws

I want TURKEY!!!!
Gimme the brain

I want TURKEY!!!!
Gimme the eyyyyes

CATS doing the Time Warp again

It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes it's toll.
I rememmmmmmber doing the Time Warp

Let's do the Time Warp again.
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insaaaaaaaaaane
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

(and repeat....)