Bear Lawn.........
"But you like cutting grass with the rider mower," I said,
"Doing 360's, or maneuvering around the trees & rocks."
"But that bear's bigger than the mower," she countered.
"And when she's lying down on the grass, nothing's going
to make her move. She's not scared of the mower, or me."
I came back with, "OK. Try the weed whacker. Whack-cut
the grass. If the bear heads your way, you'll be able to keep her
at whacker-length while your two legs get you out of there."
She looked out the window, tilting her head towards the sky.
"I think it's going to rain," she said, "No one cuts grass in the rain."